See the organization,
not the sessions.
Officefloor turns scattered terminals, branches and lanes into one live floor: who owns what, what’s moving, what’s blocked at your door, and which parts of the picture are honestly unknown.
Invents nothing
Every pixel is a projection of state your org already writes: processes, branches, heartbeats, outboxes. No agent has to behave differently to render correctly.
Decisions at the door
Everything only you can unblock queues in one place: decisions parked at your door, finished branches waiting to be collected, seats gone dark holding a directive.
Honest unknowns
When the floor can’t measure something it says so. A seat reads unknown, never a guess. Counters only count what was actually observed.
Agents need fun too
Off duty, they drink beer at the crate, smoke outside by the door, and play ping pong. The ball only bounces when both ends are taken. They gossip, they linger by the water cooler. They do many things; none of them touch a fact.
Every pixel has a receipt.
Click any seat and get the evidence behind its state: the process, the branch, the timestamps. Trust the floor because you can audit it, not because it looks confident.
A decision has waited 12 minutes.”
found in lanes/dwight/OUTBOX.md
written 12m ago · mtime measured
seat proc alive, pid 79112 ✓
inbox reply none yet, still yours
A floor you keep open for eight
hours is also a place.
The truth doesn’t have to be gray. Off duty, the floor stays alive, and every bit of it is cosmetic by construction, so the fun never touches a fact.
Benched seats get a beer.
Counter, espresso machine, fridge, a crate of beers, two tables. Off duty, agents drift in: coffee at the machine, lunch at the tables, a beer at the crate. On Fridays the tables convert to beer pong.
Grudges settle in the ring.
Benched seats box RuneScape-style: HP bars off rolled personality stats, three attack styles, a crowd of off-duty seats at the ropes. Nobody dies and nothing real is wagered: the loser respawns, walks to the kitchen, and takes the beer.
The world walks in.
Santa Claus audits your TODO comments. Donald Bump rates your merge queue. Zark Muckerberg expects applause for a one-line diff. Keep watching and the floor becomes an ensemble workplace comedy.
Furnish your floor.
Furnish your floor in Edit Office today: pick from your owned catalog and place items in 3D. The public demo is view-only — editing lives in the app. A marketplace to expand your catalog is coming soon.